Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
