I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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