So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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