For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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