Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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