Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The beer is more important than you right now.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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