Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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