What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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