Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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