Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
two words: eviction party
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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