maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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