Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Randomize
