Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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