On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ketchup is God's man juice
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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