So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
