Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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