I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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