you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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