1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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