Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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