she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
