Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you would pick up someone in the library
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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