your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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