Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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