We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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