My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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