On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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