you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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