Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Come see our sink grown plant.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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