Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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