That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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