i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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