Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she looked like the before picture.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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