the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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