Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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