Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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