Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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