if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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