this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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