Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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