Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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