it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted