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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.