I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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