how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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