Sry I called you an 8
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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