the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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