I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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