I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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