i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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