Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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