Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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