Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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