wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
