do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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