Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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