So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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